Man quietly sings ‘fuck you I won’t do what you tell me’ whilst putting jam on his scone first
by NewsThump
NewsThump— Local Rebel Simon Williams is channelling the spirit of anti-authoritarian rock by rejecting social norms and putting the jam on his scone first, it has emerged today.
Bangor Daily News—Parents of missing Washburn man upset police didn’t tell them a body was found. “There’s only one man missing in Aroostook County, and that’s our son,” said Allan Foote.
The Scottish Sun—My ‘elite’ tip is the best thing you can do for your lawn, you won’t like how it looks at first but avoid cleaning it up. A LAWN care pro has shared his top tip for lush green grass. While lawn owners may be unhappy with how their gardens and yards look at first, he explained the benefits outweighed the con. The lawn
talkSPORT—Erik ten Hag ‘has great escape route from Man United’ and won’t care about massive pay cut. Under-pressure Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is ‘top of the list’ to become the next Ajax manager, talkSPORT has been told. The Dutchman’s future at Old Trafford has been pl