And now for the pinchline: competition crowns world’s funniest crab joke
by The Guardian
The Guardian— Inaugural contest at Crab Museum in Margate allows crustaceans to pick the winner, with the help of tinned fish used as baitHow did the crab get out of prison? And why did the crab get bad grades?The answers to these conundrums and other clawsome jokes were among the competitors for the inaugural World’s Funniest Crab Joke competition, held by the Crab Museum in Margate to celebrate International Crab Day.What do you call a red crab piggybacking another red crab all around the town? A...
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