CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: As he announced the finale and encouraged contenders to pick their teams of ex-apprentices, Alan looked more like Young Mr Grace on Are You Being Served?
Who would win a fight between a crocodile and a Python? Michael Palin (pictured) wasn't sticking around to find out, at a festival in Nigeria.
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: Cops eat doughnuts. Coppers eat cake. That's the distinction between US and UK police - same ethos, different recipes, that's all.
Rule One of a good domestic psychodrama is: men, they're all the same, you can't trust them. Rule Two: however superficially sane they might seem, all women are mad.
Kate Winslet is delirious as the germophobe Chancellor of a crackpot country somewhere in Middle Europe, in The Regime (Sky Atlantic).
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: David Attenborough gave us the experience of living together with the animals in Mammals (BBC1).
DI Barnaby and his sidekick Winter are the last two policemen on earth who wear a suit and tie, with the top buttons of their shirts fastened.
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: For contestants on Race Across the World (BBC1), a translation app would be invaluable.
For those just getting to know director Christopher Nolan after his epic Oppenheimer Oscar night — or for fans of the filmmaker looking to revisit his films — R
This holiday break is aimed at letting public workers fully enjoy five straight days off from April 27 to May 1
The added layer of bureaucracy comes as Navy brass prepares to testify in front of lawmakers.