CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: Cops eat doughnuts. Coppers eat cake. That's the distinction between US and UK police - same ethos, different recipes, that's all.
Truman Capote was the ultimate Gay Best Friend. A delicious gossip when he was sober, a venomous tattler when he was drunk, he clung to New York's society ladies, stroking their egos like lapdogs.
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: Full marks for honesty. 'It was a long time ago - 30 years,' said actress Lisa Coleman, with a smile and a shrug. 'I can't really remember.'
Who would win a fight between a crocodile and a Python? Michael Palin (pictured) wasn't sticking around to find out, at a festival in Nigeria.
've experienced so many occasions when women - sorry, but it's always women - make a great show of laying on the tea and sympathy, yet melt away in the good times.
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: You'll never want to turn left again. Economy might be cramped, noisy and depressing, but at least the crew aren't actively trying to murder you
DI Barnaby and his sidekick Winter are the last two policemen on earth who wear a suit and tie, with the top buttons of their shirts fastened.
'It was perfect until the migrant-smuggling mafia arrived,' Daniel Deschodt, explained to the Mail. 'Now the smugglers come to steal our boats and put migrants on them to go to Britain.'
Jurgen Klopp could end up being overshadowed by Pep Guardiola again. Liverpool's slip-up against Crystal Palace. IAN LADYMAN and CHRIS SUTTON have their say on the Premier League's Player of the Year - Listen to the
ROSS CLARK: Few slogans in political history can have caused as much anger as 'We send the EU £350million a week - let's fund our NHS instead.'
LIVERPOOL 0-1 CRYSTAL PALACE - JOE BERNSTEIN AT ANFIELD: Yet even the most spirited groups of players can't rely on comebacks every time.
There are plans to open the grandest of grand B&Bs, not only in all of South Yorkshire but possibly in the entire country - just a few miles from Rotherham.