Guillermo’s newfound status as a kickass vampire slayer is a major sore spot for the Staten Island vamps as FX’s What We Do in the Shadows emerges from its coffin for Season 3. Thursday’s two-part premiere finds Nandor and his bloodsucker roommates still reeling at the news that Guillermo is a slayer — and also [
I've never much cared for vampires. Or werewolves, or zombies, or a lot of what fits into that general wheelhouse of creepy folkloric creatures that make for easy Halloween costumes. I had a yearlong Twilight phase in high school but that's because I too fell prey to the captivating (problematic) story, but never the mythic beings at its center.
Last we left What We Do In The Shadows’ core quartet of Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson, they had just escaped a second, final death at the hands of the Vampiric Council. The only reason any of these immortal ding-dongs are still able to stalk Staten Island is because Guillermo de la Cruz, the
This week’s Evil brings to mind that old chestnut: You’ve gotta manipulate a few eggs if you want to foment the world’s descent into darkness. David’s decision to focus on RSM Fertility really kicks into gear in Sunday’s episode, in which we learn that one of the eggs left over from when Kristen underwent in [
It’s his finest day yet as a new brother (weird), and his finest day yet as a boyfriend — until it becomes his worst.
Need to catch up? Read our previous Riverdale recap here. Cheryl stepped up to take control of her family ministry this week on Riverdale. (Can we get an “amen?”) She and Kevin are warming up to perform a medley from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat when Penelope interrupts with a message she claims is [