Hey, uh, Cardinals, uh, I just want to have a little chat. There’s really only one way to ask this question, so I guess I better just be direct on this: WHAT THE F K? I’m looking at you offense. How are you all slumping at the same time? How are all of you on power droughts at the same time? Most of you are supposed to be good hitters. How do none of you have any power? How do you not score a run against Colin Rea? I am genuinely flabbergasted. Like, I get struggling with runners in scoring...