THE TRASH REPORT: Presidents, Poets, Josh Hartnett, and YOU!
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Portland Mercury— Time to dig into this week's pile of hot, garbage-y gossip! by Elinor Jones Welcome back to the Trash Report! I am mother Trash Panda, Elinor Jones, coming to you live from this metaphorical dumpster we know literally as "the news." Wow, what a week! I've got a lot to say. If you're reading this at work, don't forget to occasionally wiggle your mouse so your little icon appears active. (I'd love for you to quit your job, but I...
Portland Mercury—THE TRASH REPORT: President Jokes vs. Ex-President Farts! Also: Zendaya, Britney, Monica, and an Exercise on Positive Thinking. It's time to dig deep into this week's receptacle of garbage-y gossip! by Elinor Jones Hello, Trash Pandas, and welcome to another edition of The Trash Report. I've had some serious blues lately and I'm not totally sure why. The likely culprits are: 1) it felt like spring for a second and I opened up my light receptors, but then the weather turned grey again so I absorbed melancholy, or 2) the times we live in, generally. ¿Por...
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