Jared from Subway’s ‘SNL’ Cameos Age About as Well as a Six-Week-Old Five-Dollar Footlong


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Cracked— The disgraced fast-food spokesman used to pop up on ‘SNL’ way more than you’d think

The Guardian—He’s 93, he’s run 52 marathons and he’s in the gym six days a week: can this man teach us how to age well?. Known to his friends as the Legend, John Starbrook is living, breathing proof of the power of exercise and enthusiasm. I tried to keep up with him – and barely survivedI like to think of myself as a strong swimmer. I’m not fast, I can’t dive or tumble turn, but when I get a lane to myself I’ll happily bash out 50 or 60 lengths. Give me a nice big lake, and my idea of heaven is to backstroke into the middle and watch the swallows overhead. I don’t worry that I’ll cramp up or suddenly forget how...

dailym.ai—Twin baby sisters aged just six weeks were beaten and starved to death by their 21 year-old mom and dad. Six-week-old twin sisters were found dead in their Texas home in October. An autopsy found they died from injuries caused by a blunt object and abuse. Their 21-year-old parents have been charged in connection to their deaths

TouchArcade—Steam Deck Weekly: Another Crab’s Treasure, Rusty’s Retirement, and More Reviews in Addition to New Steam Deck Verified Games and the Week’s News. Welcome to this week’s long edition of the Steam Deck Weekly. I’ve been playing quite a few games on Steam … Continue reading "Steam Deck Weekly: Another Crab’s Treasure, Rusty’s Retirement, and More Reviews in Addition to New Steam Deck Verified Games and the Week’s News"